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titles anyone? need a title for the new country

Started by Mimi "MissPalestine" Eliasi. Last reply by akhotkha haktana Sep 9, 2011. 1 Reply

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Comment by Sisterwolf on January 26, 2009 at 7:57pm
This guy is Hilarious! I hope this does not offend anyone,that is not my intention.Watch his other characters,Walter is my favorite and Bubba J. is my Husbands favorite.But they are all Great characters and they make me laugh every time I watch em!
Comment by Hiba on January 11, 2009 at 11:14pm
What Happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ?!
ماذا يحدث اذا حشرة وقعت في فنجان قهوة؟

The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave
The coffee shop for good.
البريطاني : سوف يرمي الكأس الى الشارع ومغادرة
المقهى .

The American: will get
The insect out and drink the coffee.
الاميركي : سوف يرمي الحشره ويشرب القهوه.

The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
الصيني : سوف يأكل الحشره ويشرب القهوه.

The Israeli will:
الاسرائيلي سوف يفعل ما يلي :
(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the
Chinese.
يبيع القهوه الى الاميركي والحشرة الي
الصيني.

(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
البكاء على جميع قنوات الاعلام انه يشعر بعدم الأمان
(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran
of using germ-weapons.
يتهم الفلسطينيين وحزب الله وسوريا وايران
- بإستخدام الاسلحة الجرثوميه.

(4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of
Human rights.
البكاء على معاداه الساميه وانتهاك
حقوق الانسان.

(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects
In the cups of coffee.
يطلب من الرئيس الفلسطيني وقف زرع الحشرات
في كؤوس القهوه.

(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
اعادة احتلال الضفة الغربية وقطاع غزة.

(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and
Electrity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.
هدم المنازل ومصادرة الاراضي ، وقطع المياه
والكهرباء عن المنازل واطلاق النار عشوائيا على الفلسطينيين.

(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a
Loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
يطلب من الولايات المتحدة دعم عسكري عاجل و
قرض بمليون دولار لشراء فنجان قهوة جديد.
(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner
By making himoffer free coffee to him till the end of the
Century.
يطلب من الامم المتحدة معاقبة صاحب المقهى
من خلال جعله أن يقدم القهوه له مجانا حتى نهاية القرن.
(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be
Standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.
وأخيرا وليس آخرا ، يتهم العالم كله بشكل دائم ولا يزال ، حتى المتعاطفين مع الأمة الاسرائيلية
Comment by Mila T on October 20, 2008 at 4:24pm
very funy !!!!!!!!!
Comment by Hiba on October 17, 2008 at 1:08am
In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"


She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."


The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"


She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes I know him."


The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said: "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair."
Comment by Mila T on October 9, 2008 at 5:09am
Awsome comedies :)
Comment by Hayyim Feldman on September 18, 2008 at 7:56pm
Awesome cartoons, Marwa!
Comment by Corey Gil-Shuster on September 18, 2008 at 7:06pm
Comment by Maria on September 14, 2008 at 1:03am
Comment by Maria on September 14, 2008 at 12:56am




Thank you Hiba
Comment by Maria on September 14, 2008 at 12:48am

 

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